Arr, where yer eye patch on this hol day 'er Talk Like a Pirate?

Avast!

I be wearin' mine, 'an I ain't ne'er got much 'o a place ter put it.

Havin' an eye stalk be hard on this day, savvy?

where be yer patch?

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AAARRR I've got me patch, me parrot and dis morning I cut off me hand just so I could put on me hook!! Savvy?!

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Ay, I be wearin' me eye patch on me boney skull, t' cover da gapin' hole where m' eye use' t' be. Aaargh!!
arrr...i haven't no depth perception with an eyepatch..nor do I haveth an eye to put it on...arr
I had one, but I live in Australia where it's tomorrow, so I took it off a while ago.
Ahoy me lad! These addlepates needs ta' get on deck, I say!

Arrrrr....
It got ripped off.
lol.

Mine eye patch be stolen, by those scurvy knaves the fun'alme'alists! Arr but I will be gettin' those scoundrels back I will be!

():-D

shadowgirl
I have my eye patch on my eye, where else?
uhhhhh are...you.....ok? should we call someone for you? the mental hospital for instane?
Yarrr I tried to find it this morning..but it was misplaced during my drunken pillaging last night.
Ahoy, here mine be... tis a little worn, but it'll do!